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BREAKING NEWS... JUNE 27 08

Sanitation workers discovered the headless body of a man in a construction dumpster on Commercial Street early this morning. An I.D. card from the Milton School for the Developmentally Challenged identified the deceased as John Black, a writer for the Cape Cod Times. Said Detective Patrick Gillin, "Although we haven't located the head as yet, the fact that the cadaver's body weight is the same as noted in all recent medical records indicates that the head may be shoved up inside one of the larger body cavities."

Results of the coroner's autopsy should be available later today. So far, there are no suspects.

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